Oh USIUI of Africa...

Dear USIU,

Thank you for teaching me that throwing stones never solves problems

that abandoning class and studies and other things is very stupid

that being spotted shouting or carrying banners won't get me employed

Dear USIU,

Thank you for reminding me that i'm a fully fledged Homo Sapiens

and not a Homo Erectus , Ramapithecus or Zinjothropus

Therefore, I should act as though i possess a fully grown brain

and not a bean in replacement

Dear USIU,

Thank you for teaching me where to go to clubs and rave

that expecting drinks without money or being vulgar

never gets anyone anywhere

That I should always have my own stash, and indeed i always do

Dear USIU,

Thank you for teaching me the oath

that i now so know by heart after finishing campus

that i shall forever act with swagg and dignity

hence the reason they hate us so much

<span>SWAGG CODE OF USIU</span>

I, as a student-present,past,or future-shall never be caught

missing class to throw stones

or bear the title of 'Protest Organizer'

neither shall I feel ashamed to have swagg at all times

I promise to love myself and put my time to better work

by making paper, spending paper-mine or my parents

perfecting my swagg and my eloquency

and to carry the level of civilisation every time with me

I promise to never enroll my child in any stone-throwing institution

but rather home school them when the worst comes to the worst

that they would rather feast on my money and drive my car

than graduate with a Bachelor of Everything Including Primitiveness (B.E. Prim)

I bitch about you, i bitch about your internal policies, i bitch about the cafeteria

and lets face it, if you've ever passed through the USIU system then

you probably have had  a bitch session or two about the school....

but what we really mean though is that 'We love you USIU and we

thank you for saving us the hell of having to be the others'

Oh USIU of Africa.. Thou Reigneth alone...

Thank you for taking the Oath!